piplups:

themusicisyourmaster:

SO LIKE THREE YEARS AGO WE PUT A HALLOWEEN MASK ON MY GOAT AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW

this goat has been wearing a mask for 3 years????

(via theunbreakablehasfinallybroken)

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied, via stay-ocean-minded)

"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies - Al Capone"

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno, via aug-21st)

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

(via ciccicarlsson)

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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(via theunbreakablehasfinallybroken)

insomniaddict1:

lady-dirtbag:

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

I accidentally catcalled a team of rugby players taking a run, from my neighbors car. I had to lean over him and everything. No regrets.

So, girls DO do all these things. If you try to tell me they don’t, then YOU’RE the sexist pig. And yes, I am calling whatever girl argues with me a pig, because THEY CAN CALL MEN PIGS ALL THEY WANT, but it’s awful for a guy to do so? Again, sexist. I’m sick of all the male-hating feminists, girls are just as fucking disgusting, the only difference is girls won’t admit it. THE END.

(via lostvagueness)

"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."

Gillian Flynn (via uglypnis)

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